nagisaamomoe:

mariowiki:

Someone took pictures of us sticking boob inserts onto our hotel window then driving over them with a Donkey Kong monster truck

never let this die

psshaw:

reachnerdisms:

zombiebaby80:

psshaw:

bogglehead:

krudman:

pepple shud stop complenin because zelda knows magic an’ smesh bros isn’t rel-listic.

no one can convince me this is fine

Isn’t it weird and amazing how straight men have apparently universally decided that they’d rather fuck a piece of taffy than a human woman.

Is it bad that I tried this position out? Lol apparently I am a piece of taffy!

I can manage it as well, but it’s hardly a decent position to shoot a gun in. I don’t even want to think about doing it in heels. My fiance tipped me over without even trying.

Yeah man, just because it’s possible doesn’t mean it’s, y’know, possible.

Artists are supposed to make real life more appealing. But it’s very telling when you look at what changes they made, and to appeal to whom.

ravenouschan:

… fuck. 

kumarikat:

Happy 8th Anniversary Mother 3!

kumarikat:

Happy 8th Anniversary Mother 3!

cliff-whored:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go im sorry but youre going to have to go home and change thats inappropriate for school and the boys are distracted